I am not making this up!
The last time I checked, there were three (3) Adwords listings on the "nigritude ultramarine" SERP:
- One peddling home mortgages
- One with some jibba-jabba about Hilltop and a form allowing you to burn another email address on the "trust me we don't need a privacy policy" plan.
- One doorway page generator, no doubt guaranteed to give you #1 rankings for every keyword on every search engine instantly, then somehow give the same result to the next chump who buys it.
Still, since the contest will still be going on when our new site launches 6/1, it's awfully tempting to toss a few more nickels on the branding fire.
